Limerick-Off Award (245)
It’s time to announce the latest Limerick-Off winners based on submissions (on this blog and on Facebook) in the last Limerick-Off. Congratulations to BRIAN ALLGAR, who wins the Limerick-Off Award for...
View ArticleLimerick-Off Monday – Rhyme Word: TACT or INTACT or TACKED or ATTACKED at the...
It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same rhyme word. Then you post your limerick as a comment to this post and, if you’re a Facebook...
View ArticleOpen Limerick to Super Bowl Fans
If the game goes from boring to worse, Don’t bother to sob or to curse. Sublimation works well. Be creative as hell: Snap some photos, sketch, paint, or write verse. PS: My latest Limerick-Off...
View ArticleDear Would-Be Ballerina (Limerick)
Just in time for Ballet Day (Feb. 7): Please forget the ballet! There’s no place On the stage for a gal lacking grace. All your leaps and pliés Are debasing displays. So shoo! You’re a huge waste of...
View ArticleA Not-So-Romantic Limerick For “Propose Day”
A fellow named Bill lost his will To propose to a gal who was shrill; While down on his knees He’d started to sneeze, And she said, “You are making me ill!” Happy Propose Day! (February 8)
View ArticleHappy Innovation Day (Limerick)
Innovation does rate an ovation, But from change I request a vacation. So much newness unending Is stressful, mind-bending. For salvation I crave a cessation. Happy National Innovation Day. (February 16).
View ArticleLimerick Ode To The Thumb
Thumbs are handy for women and men; So convenient when we have a yen To shake hands, hitch a ride, Grab and lift, move that slide. I just wish I had fewer than TEN. Happy Thumb Appreciation Day....
View ArticleLimerick-Off Award (246)
It’s time to announce the latest Limerick-Off winners based on submissions (on this blog and on Facebook) in the last Limerick-Off. Congratulations to BRIAN ALLGAR, who wins the Limerick-Off Award for...
View ArticleLimerick-Off Monday – Rhyme Word: BEAT or BEET at the end of Line 1 or 2 or 5
It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same rhyme word. Then you post your limerick as a comment to this post and, if you’re a Facebook...
View Article“Be Humble Day” Limerick
I humbly apologize for almost forgetting to mention “Be Humble Day.” (February 22) Dear pol, please don’t call yourself “humble.” It’s an obvious falsehood and fumble. Your ambition belies Such...
View ArticleMark, To The Rescue (Limerick)
While many admire the spider, To be candid, I can not abide ’er. When I spied ’er last night, I eyed ’er with fright And begged hubby to please outside guide ’er. (March 14th is National Save A Spider...
View ArticleBrushing Up On Your Holidays
This holiday surely has bite. People honor it night after night And each morning, I hope; At least those who use soap Should adore “Nylon Toothbrush Day,” right? Nylon Toothbrush Day is celebrated on...
View ArticleQUIET!!! (Limerick)
It’s “Quiet Day.” Kindly don’t yell. Noise is stressful. It’s time that we quell All the racket and clamor. Stop pounding that hammer. Don’t expound with ALL CAPS WHEN YOU SPELL! Today, February 25, is...
View ArticleLimerick Ode To Bowling
A woman who never had bowled Married into that sport-loving fold. Forced to play — what a pickle! But luck is so fickle; Once beleaguered, she’s relishing gold. (February 25 is Go Bowling Day, and the...
View ArticleLimerick Ode To Leap Day
It’s “Leap Day,” a day that is rare, Which strikes me as rather unfair; Leap Days fall just in years Deemed “bissextile.” No leers Please at “sex” in that term. Don’t you dare!
View ArticleLimerick-Off Award (247)
It’s time to announce the latest Limerick-Off winners based on submissions (on this blog and on Facebook) in the last Limerick-Off. Congratulations to Will T. Laughlin, who wins the Limerick-Off Award...
View ArticleLimerick-Off Monday – Rhyme Word: VENT or PREVENT or EVENT or INVENT at the...
It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same rhyme word. Then you post your limerick(s) as a comment to this post and, if you’re a...
View Article“Be Heard Day” (Limerick)
Please don’t be deterred: It’s “Be Heard Day.” (Some call it a “dumb and absurd day.”) Being heard’s a great goal. Staying mum takes its toll. Don’t convert it to “message deferred” day.
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